you know that level of self-hatred you get to when you’ve procrastinated all day on homework and it’s 2am and all the fucks you had once given are being carelessly thrown away as you climb into bed and leave all your responsibilities for the next day
You are a
in a while,
do not drown
*turns on video game and lets the intro loop 20 times while doing something else entirely*
If Disney Store doesn’t use "Hoohoo, Big Summer Blowout" once this Summer in one of their sale campaigns, they’re doing it wrong.
Dear people who really fucking love cereal,
Want, right fucking now.
I hate you so much whoever made this, i was not going to eat anymore cereal and now i AM BECAUSE OF YOU
i’m into some kinky shit sure… have you ever heard of “kissing”?